we have officially lost it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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