I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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