New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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