; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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