Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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