Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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