If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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