It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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