He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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