It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Randomize
