How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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