at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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