I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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