ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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