i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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