We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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