You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
