is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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