Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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