Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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