Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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