I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
