Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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