Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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