i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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