he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
did i just pee glitter
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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