summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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