Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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