Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The feeling are messing with the penis
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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