at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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