I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
