how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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