you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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