I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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