i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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