So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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