The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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