I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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