erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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