I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize