Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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