How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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