Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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