I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
