Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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