Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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