Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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