You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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