Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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