No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think your dad took our porno
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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