Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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