thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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