I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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