My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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