and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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