You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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